Best of Minion Quotes

Here is the awesome compilation of Minion Quotes from all famous minion Movies including Despicable Me. Hope you would like these.

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Minion Quotes

“Have you ever just looked at someone and said, “Seriously!”

This is just one of the many Minion quotes that you can use at your friends and they wouldn’t be able to figure out what hit them until later.

I have handpicked some of the best quotes for you, use them in the normal conversations and they can draw out a bubble of laughter just from anyone.

#1. “I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script.”

#2. “My brain is just like the Bermuda Triangle, the information goes in and then it is never found again!”

#3. “I’m not a smartass, I’m skilled, trained professional in pointing out the obvious and I speak fluent sarcasm.”

#4. “Note to self: Just because it pops in my head doesn’t mean it should come out of my mouth.”

#5. “That annoying moment when you are texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.”

#6. “That fact that the Jellyfish has survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.”

#7. “I hate you and then I love you. It’s like I want to throw you off a cliff and then rush to the bottom to catch you.”

#8. “Square box, round pizza, triangle slices…I’m confused!”

#9. “Don’t be afraid of a few extra pounds, fat people are harder to kidnap.”

#10. “Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.”

#11. “Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.”

#12. “Why do people always say, “no offense”, right before they offend you?”

#13. “I miss you like an idiot misses a point.”

#14. ”I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to ‘push all your buttons’, I was just looking for mute.”

#15. “Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.”

#16. “Never go to bed angry… stay awake and plot the revenge.”

#17. “I’m not fat, God gave me airbags cause I’m precious.”

#18. “If I had 10 cookies and you took one, what would you have? That’s correct. A black eye and a broken hand.”

#19. “If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”

#20. “Nope, can’t go to hell, Satan still has that restraining order against me!”

#21. “I end a lot of my sentences with ‘just saying’ because ending the sentence with ‘dumb ass’ would probably be considered offensive.”

#22. “Does anybody else have a voice in their head that repeats, ‘Slap the idiot, slap the idiot!’ No? Just me? Hmm…odd.”

#23. “Sorry, I missed your call, I took too long to answer cause I was dancing to the ringtone.”

#24. “I don’t understand why people think that technology is making us anti-social. I will ignore you just as easily with a book as I will with my cell phone.”

#25. “I hate when I go to a restaurant and they ask, ‘Would you like a table?’ ‘No, I want the floor.’”

Conclusion

Live, laugh, love and if that doesn’t work, load, aim and fire! Well, don’t take this minion advice too seriously, just try until you live, laugh and love.

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