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51 Top Grossing Sarcastic Quotes For Whatsapp Status

51 Top Grossing Sarcastic Quotes For Whatsapp Status

Sarcasm is nowadays a new trend on social media and networking apps, especially on Facebook or WhatsApp. Sarcastic statuses and quotes are more often went viral than any other thing. Today we make a list of some most sarcastic quotes for WhatsApp status

Also, check out our post on best Funny Quotes.

Here Is The List Of Best Sarcastic Quotes For Whatsapp status

1. I’M 2% Cute & 98% Single.

2. All You Need Is Love 5M $.

3. I’M Like Monday. Nobody Likes Me.

4. True Love: I Love More Than Free Wi-Fi.

5. Your Crush + Fast Replies = Imagination.

6. I’ve Never Faked A Sarcasm In My Life.

7. Are You Free Tomorrow? No I’M Expensive.

8. I Love Education But Without Examination.

9. Avracadabra! Nope. You’re Still A Bitch.

10. You Remind Me Of My Chinese Friend. Ug Lee

11. World Biggest Lie ” I’ll Always With You “.

12. Let’s Just Stay Friends = Never Talk Again.

13. Money Can Buy Happiness, It’s called “Food”.

14. First Rule Of 2017 ” Never Talk About 2016 “.

15. Conjuring 2 Is For Kids. Real Men Get Married.

16. Not Everyone Likes Me But Not Everyone Matters.

17. If You Are Late, Don’t Rush You’re Already Late.

18. Sarcasm: Just One Of The Many Services I Offer.

19. If You Don’t Have Something Nice To Say, Hush It.

20. I Don’t Understand You. I Don’t Speak Assholian.

21. Always Be Yourself, Except During Job Interviews.

22. Losing Your Best Friend Is Worse Than A Break-Up.

23. I Am ” Eats Ice Cream In Winter ” Type Of Person.

24. Single Bell….Single Bell….Single All The Way.

25. Life Is Full Of Fake People. Don’t Trust Blindly.

26. I Would Slap You, But That Would Be Animal Abuse.

27. Every Year Thousand People Quit Smoking, By Dying!

28. I’M Single Because Nobody Believes That I’M Single.

29. I Was On Diet For 30 Days & All I Lost Was 30 Days.

30. Yes, I’M Online 24X7, But I Hardly Chat With Anyone.

31. If Nobody Hates You. You Are Doing Something Boring.

32. People Get Mad When You Treat Them How They Treat You.

33. Happiness Is You And Your Best Friend Hate Same Person.

34. Sarcasm Is The Body’s Natural Defense Against Stupidity.

35. Tip For 2017: Don’t Get Emotionally Attached To Anyone.

36. My Secret Talent Is Getting Tired Without Doing Anything.

37. Don’t Remind Me How Old I Am! I’ll Always Watch Cartoons.

38. My Problem Is That I Hate Maths But I Love Counting Money.

39. I Love All The Religions Because They All Bring Holidays!

40. Studying Is My Drug. But Thanks To God. I Say No To Drugs.

41. Don’t Be Ashamed Of Who You Are. That’s Your Parent’s Job.

42. Everyone Is Mature Until Someone Brings Out  Bubble Wrap!

43. To Be Old & Wise, You Must First Have To Be Young & Stupid.

44. Sarcasm: Because Beating The Crap Out Of People Is Illegal.

45. The Hardest Part Of My Job Is…Being Nice To Stupid People!

46. Never Laugh At Your Girlfriend’s Choice. You Are One Of Them.

47. It’s Okay If You Don’t Like Me…Not Everyone Has Good Taste.

48. If You Want A Sarcastic Answer, Don’t Ask A Stupid Question.

49. I Live For Two Reasons. 1 ) I Was Born 2 ) I Haven’t Died Yet.

50. Tom & Jerry Taught Me That Life Is Incomplete Without Enemies.

51. Dear 2017: Make Sure You Don’t Come Up With Temporary People!

Conclusion

When I examine myself and my methods of thoughts I come to the conclusion that sarcastic status is used to show the opposite of what are individual meant. These quotes are really a good thing to learn how to make use of sarcastic status because it will help in releasing some form of tension in the reader of your write up.

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