41 Funny Monday Quotes – #31 is Hilarious
Monday is the day when you’re forced to trade your cosy bed for a cold office chair, and your comfy pyjamas for uncomfortable work clothes. It’s the day when your brain feels like a computer that hasn’t been updated in months and your coffee cup is your only source of energy. Today, we’ve put together not just a few but 41 of the best funny Monday quotes and sayings that will fix your mood no matter how gloomy your Monday looks.
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Here is the list of cool Monday quotes
- “So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends – but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.” ― Julio Alexi Genao
- “You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.” ― Andrea L’Artiste
- “Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.” ― Steven Wright
- “Your Monday is not going to be like Saturday; the emotions are going to be different.” ― Jean Grae
- “Monday is for people with a mission.” ― Christina Imre
- “If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays!” ― John Wagner
- “There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.” ― Anton Chekhov
- “Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.” ― Jarod Kintz
- “Monday is great for becoming too busy to die.” ― Roy Station
- “The awfulness of Monday mornings is the world’s greatest common denominator.” ― Kenneth Fearing
- “There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up, do you feel in the pit of your stomach you can’t wait to go to work? And when you’re ready to go home Friday afternoon, do you say, ‘I can’t wait to go home?’” ― Chuck Schumer
- “Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.” — Tony Smite
- “On Monday mornings, I am dedicated to the proposition that all men have created jerks.” ― H. Allen Smith
- “Monday isn’t that bad to be honest, What makes it bad is living in it.” ― Day
- “The only good Monday is a Monday in bed” ― Lee Horton
- “What do sharks do on Monday mornings? They get up and start biting. That’s me.” ― Gemma Collins
- “Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” — Jim Davis
- “Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures.” ― Arthur Darvill
- “The best weeks start on Monday.” ― Nice Peter
- “Every Monday you wake up is a day to make a change.” – Irvine Welsh
- “I hate mornings, they start so early.” — Janet Evanovich
- “I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” — Jarod Kintz
- “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” — Lewis Black
- “When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” — Crystal Woods
- “Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” — Ursula Le Guin
- “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” — Dorothy Parker
- “Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.” — James Marsden
- “Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” — Rachel Caine
- “As the song says, rainy days and Mondays always get ya down.” ― Haruki Murakami
- “There are no miracles on Mondays.” ― Amy Neftzger
- “When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” ― Ella Woodward
- “Don’t mess with anybody on a Monday. It’s a bad, bad day.” ― Louise Fitzhugh
- “Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.” ― Rebecca Gober
- “I don’t like Mondays, especially if they occur on Fridays.” ― Jarod Kintz
- “Every day is Monday….till Friday.” ― Viktor VolksPrater
- “Do or do not. There is no try. “ — Yoda
- “The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.” ― Art Rooney
- “ Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
- “Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, and divide the happiness.”
- “Dear radio stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday at 8 AM during my drive to work.”
- “ I swear it was Friday like 5 minutes ago.”
Conclusion
Everyone faces this Monday after a great weekend holiday and we just wait for Friday...in four days! So that we can get rid of the Monday. Hope these quotes have left a smile on your face while reading funny quotes on Monday. See this post by goodhousekeeping for more.