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51 Top Grossing Sarcastic Quotes For Whatsapp Status

Sarcasm is nowadays a new trend on social media and networking apps, especially on Facebook or WhatsApp. Sarcastic statuses and quotes are more often went viral than any other thing. Today we make a list of some most sarcastic quotes for WhatsApp status

Also, check out our post on best Funny Quotes.

Here Is The List Of Best Sarcastic Quotes For Whatsapp status

1. I’M 2% Cute & 98% Single.

2. All You Need Is Love 5M $.

3. I’M Like Monday. Nobody Likes Me.

4. True Love: I Love More Than Free Wi-Fi.

5. Your Crush + Fast Replies = Imagination.

6. I’ve Never Faked A Sarcasm In My Life.

7. Are You Free Tomorrow? No I’M Expensive.

8. I Love Education But Without Examination.

9. Avracadabra! Nope. You’re Still A Bitch.

10. You Remind Me Of My Chinese Friend. Ug Lee

11. World Biggest Lie ” I’ll Always With You “.

12. Let’s Just Stay Friends = Never Talk Again.

13. Money Can Buy Happiness, It’s called “Food”.

14. First Rule Of 2017 ” Never Talk About 2016 “.

15. Conjuring 2 Is For Kids. Real Men Get Married.

16. Not Everyone Likes Me But Not Everyone Matters.

17. If You Are Late, Don’t Rush You’re Already Late.

18. Sarcasm: Just One Of The Many Services I Offer.

19. If You Don’t Have Something Nice To Say, Hush It.

20. I Don’t Understand You. I Don’t Speak Assholian.

21. Always Be Yourself, Except During Job Interviews.

22. Losing Your Best Friend Is Worse Than A Break-Up.

23. I Am ” Eats Ice Cream In Winter ” Type Of Person.

24. Single Bell….Single Bell….Single All The Way.

25. Life Is Full Of Fake People. Don’t Trust Blindly.

26. I Would Slap You, But That Would Be Animal Abuse.

27. Every Year Thousand People Quit Smoking, By Dying!

28. I’M Single Because Nobody Believes That I’M Single.

29. I Was On Diet For 30 Days & All I Lost Was 30 Days.

30. Yes, I’M Online 24X7, But I Hardly Chat With Anyone.

31. If Nobody Hates You. You Are Doing Something Boring.

32. People Get Mad When You Treat Them How They Treat You.

33. Happiness Is You And Your Best Friend Hate Same Person.

34. Sarcasm Is The Body’s Natural Defense Against Stupidity.

35. Tip For 2017: Don’t Get Emotionally Attached To Anyone.

36. My Secret Talent Is Getting Tired Without Doing Anything.

37. Don’t Remind Me How Old I Am! I’ll Always Watch Cartoons.

38. My Problem Is That I Hate Maths But I Love Counting Money.

39. I Love All The Religions Because They All Bring Holidays!

40. Studying Is My Drug. But Thanks To God. I Say No To Drugs.

41. Don’t Be Ashamed Of Who You Are. That’s Your Parent’s Job.

42. Everyone Is Mature Until Someone Brings Out Bubble Wrap!

43. To Be Old & Wise, You Must First Have To Be Young & Stupid.

44. Sarcasm: Because Beating The Crap Out Of People Is Illegal.

45. The Hardest Part Of My Job Is…Being Nice To Stupid People!

46. Never Laugh At Your Girlfriend’s Choice. You Are One Of Them.

47. It’s Okay If You Don’t Like Me…Not Everyone Has Good Taste.

48. If You Want A Sarcastic Answer, Don’t Ask A Stupid Question.

49. I Live For Two Reasons. 1 ) I Was Born 2 ) I Haven’t Died Yet.

50. Tom & Jerry Taught Me That Life Is Incomplete Without Enemies.

51. Dear 2017: Make Sure You Don’t Come Up With Temporary People!

Conclusion

When I examine myself and my methods of thoughts I come to the conclusion that sarcastic status is used to show the opposite of what are individual meant. These quotes are really a good thing to learn how to make use of sarcastic status because it will help in releasing some form of tension in the reader of your write up.

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57 Top Best Funny Quotes Of All Time -#17 Will Make You Laugh Hard

Quotes tend to be written to inspire and motivate us but some of them are too crazy that we can’t stop ourselves from laughing like crazies. So after reading many of these quotes, we bring the list of top funny quotes of all time.

Here Is The List Of Top 57 Funny Quotes Of All Time

1. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

2. Debt is normal. Be weird.

3. The Trick is to stop thinking of it as “your” money.

4. Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway-???

5. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

6. “Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy’s pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.”

7. “If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”

8. “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”

9. The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

10. You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

11. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

12. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

13. There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.

14. Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

15. The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that ain’t so.

16. He has not a single redeeming defect.

17. When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory.

18. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. (Then when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes)

19. “Life’s like an hourglass glued to the table.”

20. “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”

21. “Reality continues to ruin my life.”

22. “All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”

23. I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

24. Although it is generally known, I think it’s about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

25. I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I’m in the wrong building.

26. Convent. A place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.

27. “The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.”

28. “You cannot find peace by avoiding life.”

29. “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

30. “In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.”

31. Last night the creative juices were flowing but today I am merely a vast wasteland of random thoughts.

32. Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

33. Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

34. Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

35. In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn’t work very well.

36. The only reason a great many American families don’t own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.

37. Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

38.Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

39. Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind.

40. A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

41. Men are like steel; both are worthless when they lose their temper.

42. My sole inspiration is a telephone call from a director.

43. He believes that marriage and a career don’t mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.

44. A Father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be.

45. Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his kids to college.

46. What if “the hokey pokey” is REALLY what it’s all about?

47. We are the people our parents warned us about.

48. In the game of life, it’s a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.

49. I am having an out of money experience.

50. If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

51. We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.

52. The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a creditor.

53. The shinbone is a device that is made for finding furniture in a dark room.-???

54. Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…well, I have others.

55. The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don’t know what I’m doing, someone else does.

56. USA Today has come out with a new survey-apparently, three out of every four people make up 75 percent of the population.

57. Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

Conclusion

When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that by reading these quotes we are able to be happy in our stressful life and we also get the knowledge about how to spread happiness in our society and to remove negativity inside humans.

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By Debabrata Sur

North 24 Parganas-743289, West Bengal

Affiliation: Dr. B.C. Roy Engineering College, Durgapur

57 Cute Lovely Quotes For Him to Express Your Love – #11 Make His Day

Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses. You know it’s love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you are not part of their happiness. There are some quotes but some of them are very lovely so today we make a list of top lovely quotes of all time.

Also, check out our recent post on lovely quotes for her.

Here Is The Top 57 Lovely Quotes For Him To Express Your Feelings Toward Him

1. “If I know what love is, it is because of you.”

2. “You are the source of my joy, the centre of my world and the whole of my heart.”

3. “Everywhere I look I am reminded of your love. You are my world.”

4. “Your love shines in my heart as the sun that shines upon the earth.”

5. “My angel, my life, my entire world, you’re the one that I want, the one that I need, let me be with you always, my love, my everything.”

6. “I may not be your first date, kiss or love…but I want to be your last everything.”

7. “Each day I love you more, today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.”

8. “Being in love with you makes every morning worth getting up for.”

9. “Your voice is my favourite sound.”

10. “You’re that part of me I’ll always need.”

11. “I fell in love with the way you touched me without using your hands.”

12. “Before you came into my life, I never knew what true love felt like.”

13. “I love it when you send me those texts that make me smile no matter how many times I read them.”

14. “My heart is and always will be yours.”

15. “This is a thank you for every hour we have spent together, for every kiss, for every embrace and for every tear shed for one another.”

16. “I just want to lay on your chest and listen to your heartbeat.”

17. “When I tell you I love you, I am not saying it out of habit, I am reminding you that you are my life.”

18. “The brightness of my day does not depend on the amount of sunshine. Everything depends on your smile.”

19. “I allow you to appear in my dreams every night if I`ll be allowed to be in yours.”

20. “I know you, and I can openly say how love looks like.”

21. “Some people search their whole lives to find what I found in you.”

22. “I wanna live, sleep, and wake up by your side.”

23. “Why can’t you just magically pop into my room with me and just cuddle for the rest of the night and kiss my head when I start to fall asleep?”

24. “I am very indecisive and always have trouble picking my favourite anything. But, without a doubt, you are my favourite everything.”

25. “I don’t wanna close my eyes, I don’t wanna fall asleep, cuz I’d miss you babe and I don’t wanna miss a thing.”

26. “I don’t need paradise because I found you. I don’t need dreams because I already have you.”

27. “I can’t stop thinking about you, today… tomorrow… always.”

28. “Thank you for always being my rainbow after the storm.”

29. “The best feeling is when you look at him…and he is already staring.”

30. “Thank you, my love, for always making me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world.”

31. “If I had to choose between breathing and loving you I would use my last breath to tell you I love you.”

32. “Everything I needed to feel happy was love. I met you, and now I need nothing.”

33. “Thank God someone threw me away so you could pick me up and love me.”

34. “I would rather feel your breath on the back of my neck than have all the riches in the world.”

35. “I love the sunrise because each morning it’s a reminder that I have another day to spend with the man of my dreams.”

36. “For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”

37. “No matter where I went, I always knew my way back to you. You are my compass star.”

38. “Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Because you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.”

39. “Because I could watch you for a single minute and find a thousand things that I love about you.”

40 “Loved you yesterday, love you still, always have, always will.”

41. “Morning without you is a dwindled dawn.”

42. “Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same”

43. “One day, I caught myself smiling without no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you.”

44. “Absence is to love as wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small and kindles the great.”

45. “It doesn’t matter where I am. I’m yours.”

46. “The scariest thing about distance is you don’t know if they’ll miss you or forget about you.”

47. “I like the way you make me feel even when I’m nowhere near.”

48. “I’d rather see you one day a year than someone else seven days a week”

49. “Your absence has not taught me how to be alone; it has merely shown me that when together we cast a single shadow on the wall.”

50. “I miss you so much more than the miles between us.”

51. “This is the sad bed of chosen chastity because you are miles and mountains away.”

52. “Where you are is where I want to be.”

53. “Love is missing someone when you’re apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you’re close in the heart.”

54. “Our time together is just never quite enough.”

55. ”I saw that you were perfect, and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more.”

56. “I realized I was thinking of you, and I began to wonder how long you’d been on my mind. Then it occurred to me: Since I met you, you’ve never left.”

57. “Promise me you’ll never forget me because if I thought you would, I’d never leave.”

Conclusion

When I examine myself and my methods of thoughts I come to the conclusion that these love quotes for him will help you to express your love for your man. And by reading these quotes we also learn how to spread love in our society and live a peaceful life.

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