51 Hillarious Funny Awesome And The Best of SpongeBob Quotes
SpongeBob is one of those animated television series that never gets old. It is because SpongeBob Squarepants is one of those TV shows that we have no regrets of ever watching it. But as we have grown up now, when our parents catch us watching an episode of SpongeBob on TV, they get very confused. SpongeBob Squarepants is one of the funniest animated tvs shows ever made. The series has won a variety of awards, including six Annie Awards, eight Golden Reel Awards, four Emmy Awards, 16 Kids’ Choice Awards, and two BAFTA Children’s Awards.
One of the best parts of it is the quotes SpongeBob uses. With too many to count, here are some favourite “SpongeBob” quotes, from ones that all fans should know, to ones we use every day.
Also, make sure to check out our post on Best Minion Quotes.
51 Awesome Funny Hillarious Spongebob and Squarepants Quotes
1. “Firmly grasp it in your hand.”
2. “CHOCOLATE!!!!”
3. “Ha ha ha ha, it’s a giraffe.”
4. “I don’t get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he’s messing it up. But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he’s SpongeBob!”
5. “Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells… smelly.”
6. “Patrick, I don’t think Wumbo is a real word.”
7. “Come on. You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo. Wombology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade SpongeBob!”
8. “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.”
9. “Is Mayonnaise an instrument?”
10. “F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors!”
11. “Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died… the end.”
12. “The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time.”
13. “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.”
14. “My leg!”
15. “Can I get some extra salt?”
16. “Can I be excused for the rest of my life?”
17. “It took three days to make that potato salad…three days!!!”
“We’re all out.”
“Could you check?”
“…No.”18. “Patrick, you’re a genius!”
“Yeah, I get called that a lot.”
“What? A genius?”
“No, Patrick.”19. “Oh, these aren’t homemade. They were made in a factory… a bomb factory. They’re bombs.”
20. “You just CAN’T WAIT for me to die, can you?”
21. Oh, these aren’t homemade. They were made in a factory… a bomb factory. They’re bombs.”
22. “Hello, we’re with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.”
23.“The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.”
24. “We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!”
25. “Is this the Krusty Krab?”
“No! This is Patrick!”26. “Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24… 25!”
29. “This is a load of barnacles…”
30. “Now he’s gonna kick my butt!”
31. “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”
32. “Too bad SpongeBob isn’t here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.”
33. This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness.”
34. “I’m not just ready, I’m ready Freddy!”
“It’s Larry…”35. “Are you Squidward now? … That’s okay, take your time.”
36. “Hey Patrick what am I now?”
“Uh…stupid?”
“No! I’m Texas!”
“What’s the difference?”37. “Patrick, don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?”
“Not until four.”38.“I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”
“Who are you people?!”
39. ” “HAHAHAHA THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT HAHAHA.”
“What’s your name, son?”
“Name? Uhh, beef wellington.”
“No, your name.”
“Uhh, fork on the left?”40. “Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli.”
41. “Are you open?”
“Read the sign…”“…l’ll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and some double chili kelp fries.”
42. “Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty
43. Too bad that didn’t kill me.”
44. “My sandwich tastes like a fried boot.”
“My sandwich is a fried boot!”45. “Do instruments of torture count?”
46. “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.”
47. “Moss always points to civilization.”
48. “The maniacs in the MAILBOX!”
49. “I am the master at Kara-tay.”
50. “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright”
51. “Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? Now he’s a bronzefish.”
Conclusion
Here is the list of the best quotes from SpongeBob. I have covered most of the quotes in the best way possible. If you have more suggestions, feel free to contact us and we will definitely prioritise your suggestion.
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